Routine

So hey there,

Been a while since I was last on here. Suffice it to say that much has gone on. But so far, the most damaging is the change to my morning shower routine.

My shower routine is this: brush teeth/mouthwash (yes, I do this in the shower - I find the sight of myself brushing kinda gross, as I am very thorough) wash face, then hair and body. Takes about a good 15 minutes and I'm set. That is what I do everyday, what I have done for my whole adult life. At least up until 3 days ago.

That was when IT happened. My parents happened upon a show with Dr. Oz. Apparently I"ve been doing it wrong and if I keep doing it wrong, my head will explode in a giant puss-filled pimple explosion. Look it up on youtube, it's not a pretty site.

I talk to Mom and Dad on a daily basis (kinda hard not to when you work for them), so when Mom said "tell me your shower routine." I didn't find it too weird. So I said teeth, face, hair,..... then she pops out with "YOU. ARE. DOING. IT. WRONG."

I'm all holy shite "WHA??" So confused am I that I'm not even thinking/speaking in complete words. According to Mom, Dr. Oz says you need to wash your hair then your face cause if you do it the other way (my way) all the germs/crusty bacteria will run down my clean face and make me break out. Ooookay. And I know I'm an adult, but I am prone to breakouts. So I listen to her and changed my routine, now it's teeth, hair, face, etc.

Only now, I'm all kinds of messed up because I have switched hair and face around. Then I can't remember if I've done my hair already, or my body. Or I'll completely switch the routine and do body, hair, face. Then forget if I did body or face first. Sometimes I've double washed both, and saved the face for last. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, right? Right? UGH! I'm hoping by the end of this weekend I'll have my new routine down.